What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

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What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries