What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

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Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.