What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

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Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!