What do you call a lazy immigrant?

A United States citizen

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Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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What do you call a lazy immigrant?

A United States citizen

What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.