What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.

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How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

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What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.