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What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.

What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.