What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

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What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.