What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

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Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

A tournament

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What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

What's the best part of a movie?

The climax.

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Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.

How does the quadriplegic cross the free way?

I'll give you a hint... Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out of "way".