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What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

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What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

A tournament

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

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What's the best part of twenty eight year old chicks?

There's twenty of them.

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

The tiny little buns

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What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

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What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

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Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.