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What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

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What did the tornado say to the car?

('You wanna go for a spin ')

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

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What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

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How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.