What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

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What does the arabs put in their Mexican food??

Allah-peos

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school