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Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.