Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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Who was saved?

The Russian people

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

What did popeye do after he turned black?

He made his own restoraunt.

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

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What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.