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Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

Who get saved?

The United States of America

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What's Glenn's favorite fast food?

Popeyes!

Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant?

Popeyes

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What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

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Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.