Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Where is Wall Street?

Between Mexico and the US.

Good Olympic Team Jokes More Good Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions, but he nearest village is 10km away.....

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.