Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

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White People Jokes More White People Jokes

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What kind of Internet creep can swim the fastest?

A TOR pedo.

Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

What's one cracker plus two crackers. 257 Calories(http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?

I=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)