Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

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Why is your wife annoying?

Because she is always jalapeno business.

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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With a crane.

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A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

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They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school