What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

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Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future

What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"