What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest?

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4. Prophet.

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He has cat-arrh!

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Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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