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What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.