How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

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What do you call a muslim, jackie gleason impersonator?

Muhammed muhammed muhammena.

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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How do you know a Black woman is pregnant?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

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What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school