Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

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What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.

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Why is helen keller a bad driver?

Because she's dead

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.