Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

Who do zombie cowboys fight?

Deadskins.

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What do you call a rich muslim god?

Ballah

What do you call a Muslim pilot?

An Airrab.

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Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

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How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history