They both start with you looking over your shoulder.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
He was looking for Pooh.
Because it got fired!
When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching
Web Development.
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
Looks over both shoulders....
