What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

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How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

How do you know when an introvert is interested in you?

They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.

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What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

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What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.

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How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.