What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

What do you call racist jokes that are made about black people?

Dark humor