What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

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Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Ash Jokes More Ash Jokes

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

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What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you