Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

Whats an American cops favourite shot?

A black rushing

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

What do you call a women with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.