One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.
A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that
The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.
Because violins is not the answer...
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
You start as a billionaire
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No Sir. The floor is still wet.
All of them.
They are in-sects
Hole is gonna be huge.
A key.
The lady in church has hope in her soul.
One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole
The bathtub.
A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.
The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!
A sense of humor.
It's an emulsive lyer.
The robber ducky
