What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger?

A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who is bad at drawing?

Tracey

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah