Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

At the stock market

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of soap?

Bar soap.