How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

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What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

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What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

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What do you call a starving parrot?

A polynomial!

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None