How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

Irish Man Jokes More Irish Man Jokes

What do you call a battered Irish Man?

Mashed Potatoes.

What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.