Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

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The mexican border.

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Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

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Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

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Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.