What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

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What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time