Go to a john mayer concert!
Because she can't drive for sh*t.
She switches from Ragu to Prego.
A receding hareline
Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.
Water. It makes me wet instantly.
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money