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How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the best part of a woman?

Between 18 and 24 yrs

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Hundred Jokes More Hundred Jokes

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.