How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

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How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.