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Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

Sorry Teacher Jokes More Sorry Teacher Jokes

Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!