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Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

Sorry Teacher Jokes More Sorry Teacher Jokes

Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!