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Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

Sorry Teacher Jokes More Sorry Teacher Jokes

Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!