Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!

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Where do books sleep?

Under their covers.

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

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Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

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Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

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Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

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Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!