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Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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What is the most fascist letter?

Not C

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

Letter G (lethargy)

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud

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Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.