Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

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What's the most racist letter of the alphabet?

Not Z.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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Why are blind people bad at programming?

Because they can't C

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

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Why did the CS major quit his job?

He didn't get arrays.

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs