Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

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What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

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What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

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Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

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What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.