What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

A condescending condescending!