What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

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What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!