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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

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What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

Because fetch is not going to happen.

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Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

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What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

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What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.