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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

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What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

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Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.