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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

Write 'pp espressivo'.

What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

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Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

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What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.