They don't know where home is.
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Because he wanted to play minijerkoff.
Because jokes aren't apparent.
Because no one will look for them.
Golbat.
They've never known what home is.
Sherlock, homes
Shucks