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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Where do orphans go when they're sick?

Obviously not the Family Doctor

How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!