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Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

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What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

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Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes?

Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way.

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How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.