What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

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What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

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What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co