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What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

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How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Monica Jokes More Monica Jokes

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

Election Day Jokes More Election Day Jokes

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co