2+ Funny Chandler Jokes - Curious Supply

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Love

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What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?