How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.