What's brown and hides in the attic?

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

Anne Frank Jokes More Anne Frank Jokes

What was Anne Frank's middle name?

Ashley

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Attic Jokes More Attic Jokes

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.