What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.

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Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary

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What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.