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What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

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What do you call a Star Wars fan in an attic?

Annakin Frank

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell