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What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!

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Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

What do you call a Star Wars fan in an attic?

Annakin Frank