What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

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Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

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What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

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What's the most useless thing ever?

Anne Frank's drum kit.

Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary

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What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank