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How do you know a Black woman is pregnant?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

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It takes longer to pick up.

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PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

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Flush the toilet.

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Because there was no cotton in Canada.

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So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.