What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

Throw it on the ground and tampon it.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Elect Jokes More Elect Jokes

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.