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Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To have a CAT scan done.

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!