Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit