What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

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Why are most runners single?

At best they're ASICS.

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

Event Jokes More Event Jokes

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?