What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

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Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

Event Jokes More Event Jokes

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic