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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

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What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

Why don't they have Oktoberfest in Africa?

Because nobody there is much of a drinker.

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Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

Tamagotchi Jokes More Tamagotchi Jokes

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

Tamagotchi

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.