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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Where'd you get him?

The parrot replies, "Africa".

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Tamagotchi Jokes More Tamagotchi Jokes

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

Tamagotchi

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.