Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
Legolas
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?
Because they all joined
Don't stop, bereaving!
A Dead End.
Ont**ARR**io
Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia.
They all die when they turn aidy.
Because they are for prophet.
Tamagotchi