Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
Leave my presents
It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.
Me *turns around and goes back out*
They both give kids a little head.
Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
He knows where all the naughty girls live.
Their neighbor
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Too many cheetahs..
I would like to help with house #7.
Non Prophet Organizations
Tamagotchi