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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

Edit: i forgot to say please.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Tamagotchi Jokes More Tamagotchi Jokes

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

Tamagotchi