What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET

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What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

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What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.