What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

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What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

Why do girls have legs?

Ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

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What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

What did the blonde's dentist find?

Teeth in the cavity.

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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What do you call a suicidal mathematician smoking weed?

Hypotenuse

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.