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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

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How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find her?

Because she's Transparent.

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Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

What do you call a suicidal mathematician smoking weed?

Hypotenuse