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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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What do you call two Filipino pilots?

A pair of pliers

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

Hypotenuse Jokes More Hypotenuse Jokes

What do you call a suicidal mathematician smoking weed?

Hypotenuse

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.