What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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Robin Williams

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What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

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Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

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What do you call a suicidal mathematician smoking weed?

Hypotenuse

How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.