What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

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What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

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What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

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How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.