Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!