What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

How do you know it was an Irishman?

Because I had to help him.....

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What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit