What do you call a Russian on a golf course?

Vladimir Puttin'

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What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.